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| Three couples decide to have a great trip around Australia together. Unfortunately, half way around their vehicle comes a cropper and all three couple find themselves facing St Peter at the pearly gates.
St Peter bellows at the first husband, "HOW DARE YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT COMING TO HEAVEN. ALL YOU CARED ABOUT IN LIFE WAS MONEY, MONEY MONEY. WHY YOU EVEN MARRIED A GIRL CALLED PENNY! GET OUT OF MY SIGHT"
The next husband approaches nervously with his wife when St Peter yells "AND YOU, YOU DARE TO APPROACH ME! ALL YOU EVER DID IN YOUR LIFE WAS DRINK, DRINK, DRINK. WHY YOU EVEN MARRIED A GIRL CALLED SHERRY, NOW TAKE YOURSELVES AWAY FROM ME!"
The third husband looked at his wife and whispered "lets get out of here Fanny, we don't stand a chance!"
Doin it for the kids
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