﻿<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"><channel><title>Tony Ferguson Weightloss Program / Tony Ferguson / Jokes  / One good turn / Latest Posts</title><generator>InstantForum.NET v4.1.4</generator><description>Tony Ferguson Weightloss Program</description><link>http://forum.tonyferguson.com/</link><webMaster>forum@tonyferguson.com</webMaster><lastBuildDate>Fri, 19 Mar 2010 18:46:35 GMT</lastBuildDate><ttl>20</ttl><item><title>RE: One good turn</title><link>http://forum.tonyferguson.com/Topic512421-4-1.aspx</link><description>very cute =)</description><pubDate>Sun, 27 Sep 2009 15:03:36 GMT</pubDate><dc:creator>smoothflip</dc:creator></item><item><title>RE: One good turn</title><link>http://forum.tonyferguson.com/Topic512421-4-1.aspx</link><description>hehe I love it</description><pubDate>Thu, 24 Sep 2009 14:06:14 GMT</pubDate><dc:creator>Shortcake63</dc:creator></item><item><title>One good turn</title><link>http://forum.tonyferguson.com/Topic512421-4-1.aspx</link><description>&lt;SPAN style="COLOR: #404000"&gt;&lt;FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color=#119911 size=3&gt;A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;'Not a chance,' says the husband, 'it is 3:00 in the morning!' He slams the door and returns to bed.&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;'Who was that?' asked his wife.&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;'Just some drunk guy asking for a push,' he answers.&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;'Did you help him?' she asks.&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;'No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out there!'&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;'Well, you have a short memory,' says his wife. 'Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!'&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain.&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;He calls out into the dark, 'Hello, are you still there?'&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;'Yes,' comes back the answer.&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;'Do you still need a push?' calls out the husband.&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;'Yes, please!' comes the reply from the dark.&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;'Where are you?' asks the husband.&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;'Over here on the swing,' replied the drunk. :w00t:&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;DIV class=signature id=sig145033&gt; &lt;/DIV&gt;</description><pubDate>Thu, 24 Sep 2009 14:01:29 GMT</pubDate><dc:creator>Jenderella</dc:creator></item></channel></rss>