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A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital
when during her tour, she passed a room where a male patient was
masturbating furiously. "Oh my GOD!!" screamed the woman, "That's
disgraceful!!! Why on earth is he doing that??"
The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained, "I'm very
sorry that you were exposed to that Madam, but this man has a
very serious condition where his testicles rapidly fill with
semen, and if he didn't do that at least 5 times a day, he' be in
extreme pain and his testicles could actually swell & rupture"
"Really? Well in that case, I guess it's fine then." commented
the woman.
In the very next room, another male patient was lying in his bed
and it was obvious that a nurse was performing oral sex on him.
Again, the woman screamed, "Oh my GOD!! How can THAT be
justified?"
Again the doctor spoke very calmly,
"Same illness - private health cover...............  
restarted my journey in Nov 09 at 145kgs next goal 140kg DONE next goal is 135kg Misty TO TAKE ONE STEP AT A TIME
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Supreme Being
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Hi Misty, just what I needed this morning - a laugh!!! Cheers
 Thanks Yaz
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Supreme Being
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