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Posted Friday, 9 October 2009 8:15 PM


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An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl, biker bar by mistake.>>

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.>>

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'>>

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says: 'Before you tell that joke, cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:>>

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.>>

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.>>

3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black>>

   belt in karate.>>

>4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a>>

   professional weightlifter.>>

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional>>

   wrestler.>>

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'Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?'>>

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The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'>>

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bbbbbbChallenge - pledged 6kg, lost 7.1kg   New Years Eve Challenge - Pledged 15kg...TBA

October Challenge - Pledged 4 kg, lost 5.1kg             TGIUACC Challenge - Pledged 4 kg ... lost 5.4kg

   




  KGS LOST15.3 cms LOST17BMI
         
WKDateWeightLoss from last week WaistLoss from last weekHeight (m & cm)BMI
Start19/8/0999.20 11201.6436.88
126/8/0995.63.6 1102 35.54
23/9/0994.51.1 1082 35.14
311/9/0994.20.3 1062 35.02
418/9/0991.72.5 1051 34.09
525/9/0990.61.1 1050 33.69
62/10/0989.11.5 00 33.13
79/10/0988.50.6 1023 32.90
816/10/0987.31.2 1002 32.46
923/10/0986.70.6 991 32.24
1030/10/0985.51.2 981 31.79
119/11/0983.12.4 953 30.90
1220/11/0983.9-0.8 Arrgh! Away with no shakes!  31.19

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Posted Friday, 9 October 2009 9:34 PM


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Hahaha...Tooo funny

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Posted Friday, 9 October 2009 10:37 PM
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Hmmm.... Im blonde and even I got this one!!!

 

Started 19th January, 2009..... 140 kgs

26/1/09..   lost 4.6 kgs........... 135.4kgs 

 2/2/09..    lost 1.1 kgs..........  134.3kgs 

 5/3/09..    lost 4.8 kgs........... 129.5kgs

 2/4/09..   lost 2.5 kgs..........   127.0 kgs

 5/5/09..    lost 3.5kgs..........   123.5kgs

 3/6/09..   lost 3.0 kgs..........   120.5kgs

 6/7/09..   lost 2.5kgs...........   118.0kgs

 3/8/09..   lost 2.8kgs...........   115.2kgs

 7/9/09..   lost 3.7kgs...........   111.5kgs                   

 5/10/09.. lost 2.2kgs...........   109.3kgs 

 3/11/09.. lost 2.1kgs...........   107.2kgs 

21/11/09.. lost 1.7kgs...........   105.5kgs

TOTAL LOST ... 34.5KGS YAY!!

*1st Goal is to get to 130kgs by the 5/3/09!:

** 2nd goal is to be 120kgs by the mid JUNE 09

*** 3rd goal is 115kgs by mid - August

**** 4th goal is 110kgs by 28/9/ 2009

*****5th goal is 105kgs by 30/11/2009

******6th goal is 99.9kgs by 31/12/09

CHRISTMAS CHALLENGE!

33 Sleeps to Xmas!!

12.6kgs pledged!




My Weight Chart:
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Post #515584
Posted Saturday, 17 October 2009 11:18 PM
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hahaha nice one







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Challenges
November Challenge: Weigh 75kgs
10kgs By Christmas Challenge: Weigh 70kgs
Wii Fit+ Challenge: Weigh 69.8kgs by Jan. 6th
Tafe Challenge: To be in my mid 60's by Feb '10, when class starts again
Birthday Challenge: To be in the healthy BMI range by April 23rd
Personal Challenge: To have a bikini bod for my trip on a P&O cruise in July


Mini Treats!!

Reach 75kgs: Mani/Pedi

Reach 70kgs: Beach trip & Jamberoo!

Reach 65kgs: Get a belly piercing!

Reach 60kgs: Clothes shopping & photo shoot!!!


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