An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl, biker bar by mistake.>>

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.>>

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'>>

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says: 'Before you tell that joke, cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:>>

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.>>

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.>>

3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black>>

   belt in karate.>>

> >4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a>>

   professional weightlifter.>>

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional>>

   wrestler.>>

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'Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?'>>

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The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'>>

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		KGS LOST	17.9		cms LOST	17	BMI
WK	Date	Weight	Loss from last week		Waist	Loss from last week	Height (m & cm)	BMI
Start	19/8/09	99.2	0		112	0	1.64	36.88
1	26/8/09	95.6	3.6		110	2		35.54
2	3/9/09	94.5	1.1		108	2		35.14
3	11/9/09	94.2	0.3		106	2		35.02
4	18/9/09	91.7	2.5		105	1		34.09
5	25/9/09	90.6	1.1		105	0		33.69
6	2/10/09	89.1	1.5		0	0		33.13
7	9/10/09	88.5	0.6		102	3		32.90
8	16/10/09	87.3	1.2		100	2		32.46
9	23/10/09	86.7	0.6		99	1		32.24
10	30/10/09	85.5	1.2		98	1		31.79
11	9/11/09	83.1	2.4		95	3		30.90
12	20/11/09	83.9	-0.8 gain		Arrgh! Away with no shakes!			31.19
13	27/11/09	82.2	1.7		93	2		30.56
	XMAS	BREAK			OFF	TRACK	GRRR!
19	8/1/10	84.4	-2.2 gain		97	-3 gain		31.38
20	15/1/10	83.8	0.6		DNM			31.16
21	22/1/10	81.9	1.9		95	2		30.45
22	29/1/10	81.3	0.6		96	-1 gain		30.23

Started 19th January, 2009..... 140 kgs

26/1/09..   lost 4.6 kgs........... 135.4kgs 

 2/2/09..    lost 1.1 kgs..........  134.3kgs 

 5/3/09..    lost 4.8 kgs........... 129.5kgs

 2/4/09..   lost 2.5 kgs..........   127.0 kgs

 5/5/09..    lost 3.5kgs..........   123.5kgs

 3/6/09..   lost 3.0 kgs..........   120.5kgs

 6/7/09..   lost 2.5kgs...........   118.0kgs

 3/8/09..   lost 2.8kgs...........   115.2kgs

 7/9/09..   lost 3.7kgs...........   111.5kgs                   

 5/10/09.. lost 2.2kgs...........   109.3kgs 

 3/11/09.. lost 2.1kgs...........   107.2kgs 

01/12/09.. lost 2.7kgs...........   104.5kgs

1/1/10.. lost 2.2kgs...........      102.3kgs

22/2/10..  lost 1.8kgs...........    100.1kgs

TOTAL LOST ... 39.9KGS YAY!!

*1st Goal is to get to 130kgs by the 5/3/2009!:

** 2nd goal is to be 120kgs by the mid JUNE 2009

*** 3rd goal is 115kgs by mid - August 2009

**** 4th goal is 110kgs by 28/9/ 2009

***** 5th goal is 105kgs by 23/11/2009

****** 6th goal is 100kgs by March 2010 :w00t

My Weight Chart:
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