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Posted Friday, 30 October 2009 11:28 AM
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The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, 'I've got some bad news. You have cancer, and you'd best put your affairs in order.'

The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walk into the waiting room where her daughter had been waiting.

'Well, daughter, we women celebrate when things are good, and we celebrate when things don't go so well. In this case, things aren't well.. I have cancer. So, let's head to the club and have a martini.'

After 3 or 4 martinis, the two were feeling a little less somber. There were some laughs and more martinis. They were eventually approached by some of the woman's old friends, who were curious as to what the two were celebrating.

The woman told her friends they were drinking to her impending end, 'I've been diagnosed with AIDS..' The friends were aghast, gave the woman their condolences and beat a hasty retreat.

After the friends left, the woman's daughter leaned over and whispered, 'Momma, I thought you said you were dying of cancer, and you just told your friends you were dying of AIDS! Why did you do that??'

'Because I don't want any of those bitches sleeping with your father after I'm gone.'

And THAT, my friends, is what is called, 'Putting Your Affairs In Order

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Posted Saturday, 31 October 2009 12:30 AM
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Challenges
November Challenge: Weigh 75kgs
10kgs By Christmas Challenge: Weigh 70kgs
Wii Fit+ Challenge: Weigh 69.8kgs by Jan. 6th
Tafe Challenge: To be in my mid 60's by Feb '10, when class starts again
Birthday Challenge: To be in the healthy BMI range by April 23rd
Personal Challenge: To have a bikini bod for my trip on a P&O cruise in July


Mini Treats!!

Reach 75kgs: Mani/Pedi

Reach 70kgs: Beach trip & Jamberoo!

Reach 65kgs: Get a belly piercing!

Reach 60kgs: Clothes shopping & photo shoot!!!


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Posted Tuesday, 10 November 2009 11:46 AM


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Start (some time in August) - 137kg
Friday 16th Oct - 120.8
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