One day my housework-challenged husband decided

to wash his Sweatshirt.

Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room,

he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the
washing machine?'

'It depends,' I replied.

'What does it say on your shirt?'

He yelled back,  * Ohio State *

And they say
blondes are dumb....

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A couple is lying
in bed. The man says,

'I am going to make
you the happiest woman in the world..'

The woman replies,
'I'll miss you........

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'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,'
Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, 'honey, what do you think the
neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?'

'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.

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Q: What do you
call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?

A: A rumor

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Dear Lord,

I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;

Love to forgive him;

and Patience for his moods.

Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,

I'll beat him to death.

AMEN

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Q: Why do little boys whine?

A: They are practicing to be
men.

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Q: What do you
call a handcuffed man?

A: Trustworthy..

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Q: What does it
mean when a man is in your bed gasping

for breath and calling your name?

A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.

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Q: Why do men whistle when they

are sitting on the toilet?

A: It helps them remember which end to wipe..

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Q: How do you
keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

A: Rename the
email folder 'Instruction Manuals'

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